Pete aka Gene Rox is the bass player with the penchant for ridiculous stage gear (check out the famous dalek outfit).

Pete is very much the driving force behind the band - in that he does most of the driving. A cheery grin and a tasteless joke are the public facade for a man who delights in taunting small furry animals and empathising with the local flora.

Tea Dea aka Ace Diamond has been playing the guitar since he was a kid and is well versed in playing the 3 main chords which he enjoys strumming loudly and with great gusto. He does know a couple of others, but tends not to use them very often, if at all… but if you listen closely, you might hear him use the odd ‘jazz chord’ – at least, that’s what he calls them!

 Stu aka Rocky Styx or “Styxie” enjoys hitting things - which is good as his one job is to keep the rest of us vaguely in time, which he does his very best to do - despite the odd randomly, unannounced foray into weird jazz tempo’s that other band members might get the sudden urge to experiment with.

He has a nice shiny kit too of which he is very proud ;)

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Pippa aka Biba Spangles is the new newbie of the band.

Some say that she came to earth in the same spaceship as The Animal Kwackers,  but split from the band due to stylistic differences. Others say she was the one that put the ding dong in ram a la la ding dong.

All we know is, she puts the glam in glamtastic and the rock in rock star.'